Friday, December 08, 2006

SCARED OF SANTA



I was browsing the net for some free Christmas wallpaper, and I came across this article that contained pictures of children scared out of their wits by sitting on Santa's lap. I've picked out my two favorite pics to share! One loooks like he had a little too much "Christmas Spirit" the night before, and the other looks like he's in hiding after being featured on America's Most Wanted. Boy, won't they listen now when you say, "You'd better watch out, Santa sees everything". That'll scare them straight!

Thursday, November 30, 2006

TOP 10 WORST SPORTS UNIFORMS


I came across this piece today and thought it was pretty interesting. The pic to the left is my choice for the ugliest out of the ten listed, mainly because it reminds me of the cover of a K-Tel record album (yes, I said record album!) that I had when I was a wee lass. The album was called "Hot Nights City Lights" and contained a compilation of popular 70's disco hits. DISCO! There, I said it! Donna Summer, KC and the Sunshine Band, The Bee Gees and all that. Click on the picture to see the article with all Top Ten Worst Sports Uniforms. And for those of you who have no idea what K-Tel is, go to K-Tel. You will be ohsoglad you did!

MORE CLASSY INSULTS


"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human
knowledge." -- Thomas Brackett Reed

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." --
Samuel Johnson

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -- John Bright

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
-- Mark Twain

Thursday, October 19, 2006

PROFITING ON MURDER

I guess it just wasn't enough for Poor Ol' O.J. Simpson to get away with two murders--he wants to profit financially from it as well. J.O. reportedly has been paid a whopping $3.5 million to write about the double murder that shocked and riveted the nation in 1994, according to a detailed report in the new National Enquirer. But Simpson is not actually confessing to the murder — rather, he’s writing a “hypothetical” book — which the Enquirer reports is tentatively being called “If I Did It.” In the first part of the book, Simpson describes how he fell in love with Nicole and explains how the marriage fell apart. He goes on to describe in gruesome detail the killing of his ex-wife and Goldman but stipulates that the murder scenes are “hypothetical.” As noted by the National Enquirer, the descriptions are “so detailed and so chillingly realistic” that readers are left with little doubt as to what really happened. The National Enquirer also claims that Simpson aims to keep any book money instead of paying it out in a civil suit judgment against him by spending it all quickly.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

We live in a political world,
Love don't have any place.
We're living in times where men commit crimes
And crime don't have a face …
We live in a political world
Where courage is a thing of the past.
Houses are haunted, children are unwanted
The next day could be your last. …
We live in a political world
Turning and a'thrashing about,
As soon as you're awake, you're trained to take
What looks like the easy way out.

— Bob Dylan, Political World (1989)

CLASSY INSULTS OF THE WEEK

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." -- Billy Wilder

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -- Paul Keating

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts...for support rather than illumination." -- Andrew Lang

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- OscarWilde (used)

WHO'S THE "ASS" NOW?



Most of the time (99%) I do not agree with the rhetoric of the Democratic Party, and I am certainly no fan of Big Liberal Ted Kennedy. However, I just read a comment from a Republican congressman that disgusted me. In response to his defense of House Speaker Dennis Hastert's handling of the congressional page scandal, Republican Rep. Christopher Shays said no one died like in Chappaquiddick when Senator Ted Kennedy was involved. In The Hartford Courant he was quoted as saying, "I know the speaker didn't go over a bridge and leave a young person in the water, and then have a press conference the next day." He went on to add, "Dennis Hastert didn't kill anybody." First of all, in my opinion, if Hastert did know about Foley's propensity for sending sexually provacative e-mails and instant messages to underage male congressional pages, it IS as disturbing as leaving the scene of an accident, as did Kennedy in the 1969 Chappaquiddick incident. Secondly, I feel it is pathetic to defend someone using a reference to someone else's tragedy. Both incidents are tragic. Equally upsetting is why Shays compared the two: Last week Kennedy campaigned for Democrat Diane Farrell, who is locked in a bitter fight with Shays that could help determine whether Democrats recapture the House after 12 years of GOP control. In an interview with the AP, Farrell commented that Shays was "lashing out in anger", which is "symptomatic of Chris losing his composure in a tight race." Gotta love a campaign year!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

JAMES MADISON QUOTE


"The belief in a God All Powerful wise and good, is so essential to the moral order of the World and to the happiness of man, that arguments which enforce it cannot be drawn from too many sources nor adapted with too much solicitude to the different characters and capacities to be impressed with it."-- President James Madison, Nov. 20, 1825

Sunday, October 01, 2006

CAN WE DIG OUT OF THE HOLE AGAIN?

As all Steeler fans are, I'm hoping that the team can get it together for next Sunday's game against the Chargers. The Steelers have their work cut out for them. Thus far, Big Ben has a passer rating that is the second lowest in the league; he has thrown five interceptions and no touchdown passes. All this from a man who had won 27 of his first 31 games...the best of any QB that had started in the NFL. Suffering from a sore hamstring, Hines Ward missed most of his training camp and has only had one TD pass so far this season--by this time last year he had four. Troy Polamalu seems to be nursing a sore shoulder despite Cowher saying he isn't/wasn't. He gave up four TDs against Cincinnati last week. As for Cowher himself, he used his #3 punt returner against Cincinnati which resulted in a fumbled punt inside the 10-yard line, leading to to Cinci's game winning TD. Other mishaps: receivers (excluding Ward) dropped more passes than caught; multiple special teams mishaps; the taunting & excessive celebration penalties; eight turnovers in three games; and critical drops on 3rd downs. Cowher stated that the defense has been doing pretty good but "has not done a good job of holding them in the red zone." CulinaryHerb says that is like saying "we can stop them IF we stop them". From the Steeler website:"Coach Bill Cowher has said often that he believes it takes about four games at the start of each season for that particular team to find its identity, and after the loss to the Jaguars there were questions about whether the Steelers of 2006 would be able to execute the power offense that had helped them win Super Bowl XL." On the plus side: the Steeler's offense ran the football effectively and consistently against the Bengals and was the team's best unit that game. Parker finished with 133 yards and two touchdowns; the Steelers finished with 170 as a team, a total that was more than what they mustered in the playoff game against Cinci last January.

To sum it up, I quote Coach Cowher once more, "No one wants to be where we are right now, but it is where we are," said Cowher. "You just have to play. That's the hole we have dug for ourselves. It is what it is. I do like this football team. We are a good football team that is not playing consistent right now. This is collectively a better football team. We've done a lot of good things. I don't want them to lose sight of that. At the same time we are doing things that have not allowed us to win football games or play consistently week in and week out and yet it is still week three. There is still a lot of football left. I still think we are a good football team."

Friday, September 22, 2006

DONT LET "THE LAWYERS" HEAR THIS DEFENSE


A Nigerian murder suspect accused of killing his brother with an ax told police investigators he actually attacked a goat, which was only later magically transformed into his sibling's corpse, officials said Thursday.

The man, whose name wasn't released, offered police his explanation after his arrest Tuesday in the death of his brother the previous day at Isseluku village in southern Nigeria.

"He said that the goats were on his farm and he tried to chase them away. When one wouldn't move, he attacked it with an ax. He said it then turned into his brother," Police Commissioner Udom Ekpoudom told the Associated Press.

Murder suspects in Nigeria, where many people believe in black magic, sometimes claim spirits tricked them into killing. In 2001, eight people were burned to death after one person in their group was accused of making a bystander's penis magically disappear.
© 2006 The Associated Press

Monday, September 11, 2006

WE MUST NEVER FORGET


My daughter was a little over a month old on September 11, 2001. That morning, I was in the living room with her when both my mother and my mother-in-law called within minutes of each other to tell me & my husband that a plane crashed into the north tower of the WTC. I quickly turned the television on to see for myself and witnessed the hit on the south tower shortly thereafter. At that time I was pretty tired and suffering from a bout of post-partum depression, so I didn't process what I was seeing very well. I felt like I was watching scenes from a Hollywood movie, so I did not realize the gravity of the situation. The human toll this devastation would take did not hit me right away. It did when I heard the myriad of news reports as the day wore on--reports about people jumping to their demise rather than being burned alive, thousands of people reported missing, people trapped, the estimated body count--it went on and on.
Today, the 5th "anniversary", I have read various articles written by survivors of this travesty. One in particular grabbed my attention through his description of what it was like to be there. He had just exited the north tower after it was hit, and he looked upward. He described it as looking up into a huge flaming, smoking grill. Amidst that horrifying backdrop he saw people jumping out of the skyscraper and heard them hitting the pavement. The smell of acrid smoke filled his nostrills. He did not remember calling his wife when he was taking the ferry home to Long Island. Needless to say, it took him several months to process his own feelings and return to his normal daily routines. By now most of us, especially those that were not there and did not suffer the loss of a loved one on 9/11, have settled into our normal routines. Many of our politicians have done so as well, having forgotten the absolute helplessness we felt as a nation as they shot down the Patriot Act and called for U.S. troops to be pulled out of Iraq. They are impatient and are disregarding the bigger picture, which is mounting an effective, proactive system to thwart terroristic attacks in this country. One of the most important duties of our government is to provide a national defense, and if we need to surveil suspected terrorists in order to learn of their plots to destroy the people and property of this country, then let's do it. If we need to send the men and women of the U.S. military to countries such as Afghanistan and Iraq to bust up terror cells, depose dictators and aid in stablizing these countries so their people may establish governments resistant to terrorists' influence, then let's do it! We cannot afford to be rendered helpless again, for I fear the next terrorist action could be more devastating than that of 9/11. Now, I will leave you with a quote: "Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did, and it never will. Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found out the exact amount of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them; and these will continue until they are resisted with either words or blows, or with both. The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress." ---- Frederick Douglass, August 4, 1857.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Hines Ward Catches TD Pass From Batch

ADIOS ANOREXIA--HASTA LA VISTA BULEMIA







The organizers of Spain's top fashion show to be held this September in Madrid are hoping to set a new precedent in the fashion world. Under pressure from the Madrid regional government, medical associations and women's advocacy groups, the association is selecting fuller-figured models (think Cindy Crawford) to serve as role models for weight-obsessed young women who are prone to starving themselves thin. Concha Guerra, Madrid's deputy finance minister, said that fashion shows "are mirrors for many young women". The association wants models who project "an image of beauty and health" and is using body mass index as a factor in their decision making. Models with a BMI of 18 or less will be, and already have been, rejected. Given that the fashion industry is currently hot for bone-thin models such as Kate Moss, to me this is clearly a refreshing and bold move! The fashion show in Madrid is not as prestigious as the Paris and Milan shows, but it is not unimportant, so there may be a good chance that designers and show organizers, as well as young women around the world, will take notice of the message Pasarela Cibeles wants to project.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

QUOTEWORTHY

"The infusion of an atheistic, amoral, evolutionary, socialistic, one-world, anti-American system of education in our public schools," he said, "has indeed become such that if it had been done by an enemy, it would be considered an act of war." --The Rev. D. James Kennedy, pastor of Coral Ridge Presbyterian Church (Florida)

LEFT BEHIND

9-11 was terrible for America. But it’s been devastating for liberals.

by Dennis Prager


For all its tragedy, at least one good thing came out of 9-11. It exposed the Left’s incapacity to deal with evil.

A defining characteristic—not merely an unfortunate aspect—of the Left is its inability to recognize evil and its opposition to confronting it.

To cite two major examples, the Left—including, from the mid-1960s, liberals—found it impossible to label the Soviet Union “evil.” That is easily documented by reading all the liberal editorials that condemned President Ronald Reagan’s characterization of the Soviet Union as an “evil empire.” Anyone with a functioning moral compass knew that this was an entirely accurate description of the Soviet Union, yet the liberal/Left excoriated Reagan for describing the obvious.

Regarding Communism, over time the liberal Left not only ceased calling the Soviet Union or Communist China “evil,” it did what all those who deny evil do—came to regard as the villains those who labeled evil, in this case Communism, as evil. From the 1960s onward, the vast majority of the Left reserved its vitriol not for the mass murderers in Beijing, Moscow, Hanoi, Phnom Penh and Pyongyang but for the Americans (and a handful of other Westerners) who opposed the Communists. It was not that liberals became pro-Communist; rather they abandoned liberal anti-Communism and joined the Left in becoming anti-anti-Communist.

A major source of leftist anger at America, especially the America of George W. Bush, is that this America confronts evil. It is a rule of life from elementary school on that those who do not fight the bully generally loathe the few who do. Those who fight bullies, as America does, force all those who think of themselves as good people to look into the mirror. And then one has four choices: join the bully fighter; don’t join but at least admire the bully fighter; deem oneself inadequate for not joining the bully fighter; or denounce the bully fighter as the aggressor. The latter is the dominant leftist attitude.

The second major example of leftist inability to label evil as such concerns domestic violent criminals. The Left inverts moral reality and condemns America’s domestic bully fighters, the police departments of the country, as the guilty party when they arrest and sometimes shoot muggers and murderers.

According to the Left, violent crime in America is caused primarily by America’s endemic racism and by poverty. The latter has been the Left’s explanation since Karl Marx: Economics determines behavior; poverty causes crime. Even a rare liberal supporter of the war in Iraq, the foreign affairs columnist of the New York Times, Thomas Friedman, frequently ascribes Islamic terror to the youth unemployment rate in the Muslim world.

Virtually the entire Left’s inability to label as thugs the minority rioters during the Rodney King riots in Los Angeles was another example. Instead of condemning the looters, arsonists and even murderers, the Left condemned the Los Angeles Police Department and the Simi Valley jury that acquitted the police who had beaten King, a career criminal who had led police on a high-speed chase through populated neighborhoods and resisted them when apprehended.

This brings us to 9-11. The Left was faced with a terrible dilemma. Whereas it was easy for the Left to label Timothy McVeigh evil since he came from the fringe Right, the Left has had a much harder time labeling Islamic terrorists as such.

For one thing, from early on, many liberal and Left (the two labels are now virtually indistinguishable—after all, the New York Times always describes The Nation, a Left, even far Left, magazine, as “liberal”) commentators thought that the most important question about 9-11 was not how to fight Islamic fanaticism or why a doctrine of death had come to permeate significant parts of the Muslim world, but “What has America done to cause them to hate us so much?”

Again, the Left finds the bullied to be the genesis of the problem, not the bully: What has America done to earn such hatred? There is virtually no liberal academic, commentator, clergyman or politician who will say that the problem of Islamic terror is overwhelmingly within the Islamic world. It is rather, America’s (and, needless to say, Israel’s) fault that tens of millions of Muslims venerate mass murder.

Likewise there is virtually no liberal academic, commentator, clergyman or politician who will say that the problem of black crime in America is primarily due to moral values issues within parts of the black community(My comment--Same with white and hispanic communities). Rather it is American society’s fault.

The greatest weakness of the Left is this inability to recognize evil and its simultaneous hatred of those who do fight evil (such as America, Israel, and Tony Blair’s Britain).

Why won’t the Left label and confront evil?

The reasons are not only psychological (fear of confrontation, fear of fighting, fear of dying, loathing of authority figures whether parental or divine, etc.). They are ideological. The Left has different values from the rest of us.

One such difference is the Left’s greater hatred of inequality than of evil. Leftists are not as troubled by evil as by social inequality. For the Left, the world revolves around economics. The Left began with Marx and others who explained the world in terms of economics and loathed, more than anything else, economic inequality. The real battle in the world, for Marx and the millions who believe in his theories, is not between good and evil. That view of the world is dismissed as a religious, and therefore primitive, preoccupation. Hence the Left’s constant putdown of those who see the world as pitted in an epic struggle between good and evil as “viewing everything in black and white” or “Manichaeism.”

For the Left the epic battle is, rather, between rich and the poor; bourgeoisie and proletariat, bosses and workers, corporations and society. And the greatest evil is not cruelty or dictatorship or even totalitarianism but rather poverty.

That is one reason the Left constantly maintains that America is in Iraq “for oil” or,even more hallucinatory, to personally enrich George W. Bush and Dick Cheney and companies such as Halliburton. They see the world through an economic prism. It is a prism that profoundly distorts reality. But its worst feature is that it is essentially amoral; it is oblivious to the question of good versus of evil.

That is a reason that few on the Left can even acknowledge that the people we are fighting in Iraq are evil. I have asked opponents of the war on my radio show and in my syndicated column whether they are prepared to at least acknowledge that those we are fighting are evil. After all, these people blow up fellow Muslims at prayer, bomb Iraqi nursing homes, target weddings with explosives, slaughter human beings like sheep in the name of religion and wish to institute a religious totalitarian state in which, among other things, women and gays (groups to whom the Left gives particularly passionate verbal support) will be treated like subhumans. How can a leftist not call these people evil? But almost none can.

For those who regard economics as the measure of good and evil, regarding our enemy in Iraq as evil is next to impossible.

The other pertinent difference that separates the Left from the rest of us is the Left’s infatuation with pacifism. While few on the Left are pure pacifists, most of them have a high regard for this belief that killing is never moral (my comment: unless it's an abortion--that's not killing to them!). That’s why they have a deep ambivalence, at best, toward the military and the police. Those people devote their professional lives to preparing to kill when ordered to or when otherwise called for. That is why folks on the Left either display, or highly regard those who display, bumper stickers that read “War is not the answer,” or “Violence never solved anything,” or Gandhi’s “An eye for an eye will make us all blind,” or “Imagine Peace.”

Finally, the Left hates talk of good and evil because it smacks of traditional Judeo-Christian religion, and the Left either loathes Judeo-Christian values or redefines them. The Left adores Western Europe because it is a welfare society (fewer rich people, less social inequality) and because it is secular. The latter means a great deal to the Left. The Left regards itself as on a much higher intellectual and moral plane than the religious. And the thing that they most loathe about the religious is their belief that there are moral judgments to be made and that there is therefore a standard of good and evil to which everyone is accountable.

So when the religious use the terms good and evil, the Left recoils.

All this leftist aversion to talk about evil has come to the fore since 9-11. In that sense, 9-11 was a catastrophe for the Left. It told most Americans exactly what the Left does not want Americans to believe: that there is major evil in the world which only America can truly fight; that America is not the Great Problem and, even worse, that the Great Problem regards America as its primary enemy; that sometimes only moral violence can end immoral violence; that people do terrible things for reasons having nothing to do with economics; that the U.N. is morally worthless; that America really is exceptional, and that there really is such as a thing as evil and those who fight it are better than those who fight the fighters.

9-11 was terrible for America. But it has thus far been devastating for the Left. That is one reason the Left so hates George W. Bush; and why, in their hearts, they have to hope he—and therefore we—lose in Iraq.

Dennis Prager is host of a weekday talk show on KRLA 870 AM in Los Angeles.



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This article appeared in the September 2006 issue of Citizen magazine. Copyright © 2006 Focus on the Family. All rights reserved. International copyright secured.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

AIN'T LOVE GRAND?!



This September third would have been my sixth wedding anniversary. I was looking through a box with some memorabilia from that time, and I came across a video we made of great times we shared together. Being in a sentimental mood, I uploaded the footage and decided to post it. Grab a hanky; it's a tearjerker!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The "UN"AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION

"I am for socialism, disarmament, and ultimately for abolishing the state itself as an instrument of violence and compulsion. I seek social ownership of property, the abolition of the propertied class, and the control by those who produce wealth. Communism is the goal."

--ACLU founder Roger Baldwin

'The American Civil Liberties Union is Roger Baldwin."
--former ACLU counsel Arthur Garfield Hays
_____________________________________________

AND THEY DARE CALL THEMSELVES "AMERICAN"?

Sunday, August 27, 2006

A TIME FOR PITTSBURGHERS TO STEP UP!

Drunkest City? Old Milwaukee Silly
By Staff
Aug 27, 2006


The drunkest city label goes to Milwaukee according to a report by Forbes.com. Forbes states that Milwaukee is "America's Drunkest City" on a list of 35 major metropolitan areas ranked for their drinking habits.

Forbes indicated on Tuesday that it used numbers from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to rank cities in five areas: state laws, number of drinkers, number of heavy drinkers, number of binge drinkers and alcoholism, reports the AP.

Minneapolis-St. Paul was ranked second overall; followed by Columbus, Ohio; Boston; Austin, Texas; Chicago; Cleveland; Pittsburgh and then Philadelphia and Providence, R.I., in a tie for ninth.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

QUOTEWORTHY

"We are a nation under God, and I believe God intended for us to be free."
-- President Ronald Reagan, First Inaugural, Jan. 20, 1981

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT (TO BE A U.S. CITIZEN)

I listen to the daily radio program of the American Center for Law & Justice (ACLJ) where listeners can call in with their legal problems. One of the discussion topics today was the issue of illegal immigration in our country. One caller suggested that we require all 18+ male immigrants who want to be members of this country to serve a 3-year stint in our military as a condition of becoming a citizen. I LOVE IT!! What a great way to prove that you really want to be an American citizen! I can already feel the ACLU's members having convulsions! They may say that it is against their (immigrants) Constitutional rights, but what right would that be, exactly? I don't think that immigrants should have the priviledge of being afforded U.S. Consitutional rights if they are not a naturalized citizen, especially if they entered this country illegally. That would be condoning illegal activity if we just looked the other way. Under Title 8 Section 1325 of the U.S. Code, "improper entry by alien" is a crime. Eluding examination by immigration officers or using false/misleading information to gain access into the country are improper ways to enter this country, and it happens millions of times per year according the the U.S. Border Patrol. Even many aliens who enter this coutry legally violate the terms on which they were admitted by either taking unauthorized jobs or overstaying their authorized period of stay. Among many other Americans, I feel that this problem desperately needs addressed. National security is the major and most pressing reason for tightening our borders and cracking down on illegal immigration. Illegal imigration has overwhelmed population growth in certain communities which in turn is causing a reduction of the availability of affordable housing and a strain on public and natural resources. It also causes classroom crowding. Additionally, most illegal immigrants are not educated and are willing to work for substandard wages and working conditions. This depresses the wages of American workers and decreases the job pool for minority workers and those wthout high school degrees. Therefore, illegal immigration hurts American citizens, legal immigrants, the poor, minorites and children. We must establish effective control of our borders. We must have a comprehensive program to end illegal immigration, and we must not "reward" with amnesty those illegals currently in this country. I'm not saying that we need to have a mass search for and deportation of illegal aliens. I do think that those who are in this country illegally should have to undergo a process (yet to be determined) neccessary to become a legal citizen. Maybe the idea of immigrants serving in the military to prove their desire to be a loyal, law-abiding, tax paying U.S. citizen is a little edgy to say the least, but those who are currently living and working is this country illegally should have to "fight" for the right to stay here by presenting their case to the INS. I'm sure there are dozens of ACLU lawyers who would take up their cause!

Thursday, August 10, 2006

EYE CANDY


When I started this post, I told my ex-husband that I would tell stories about him on my blog if he got out of line. He rebutted with something to the effect of "posting things on the Internet" in retaliation. I was just joking with him at the time, but just the other day he pissed me off, so I'm going to post his picture!

STEELER NATION NEWS

From Fox Sports August 10, 2006
The question posed over thousands of Primanti Brothers' sandwiches is simple: Is Ben gonna be OK? The answer, like digesting the aforementioned sandwiches, is a little more difficult. Rothlisberger's facial injuries are expected to heal in time for the season opener; the psychological scars, though, may stick around a while longer.
While speculating about the psychological effects of the crash would be just that (speculation), something to watch for in the preseason would be fears that Roethlisberger's vision may have been compromised in the crash. If Roethlisberger comes out of the preseason gate throwing interceptions left and right, it may end up being a long season for Steelers fans.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

SOCIALISTS BEWARE!

"A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take away everything you have." --Gerald Ford

LIVE FROM HOTEL ALBION

Mel Gibson, you are hereby convicted of ASSHOLE - ISM!

EXIT LIGHT, ENTER NIGHT

According to top40-charts.com, children’s music is the fastest growing musical category. If you are a parent, you may be cringing at the memory of being subjected to lobotomizing music from the likes of Barney, Disney movies and the Wiggles, just to name a few. Times are about to change! On August 29th, Baby Rock Records will be releasing Lullaby Renditions of Metallica, a compilation of eleven of the band’s most well-known songs arranged and performed by Michael Armstrong. Of course, the music will forego the bone-crushing guitar licks for the soothing sounds of the harp, among other instruments gentle enough for the infant eardrum. This release is part of a series that will offer renditions from “Tool, The Cure, Nirvana, Pixies, Bjork, Pink Floyd, The Eagles, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, No Doubt, Smashing Pumpkins, and Queens of the Stone Age”. Two albums in the series featuring renditions of Coldplay and Radiohead have already been released. Even though my daughter is five, I plan to purchase the Metallica disc plus The Cure and Radiohead. I wonder if Baby Rock Records will consider producing renditions of Iron Maiden and Ozzy? One can only hope.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"State control is fundamentally bad because it denies people the power to choose and the opportunity to bear responsibility for their own actions." -- Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher

Thursday, August 03, 2006

EXCUSE ME FOR OBEYING THE LAW

I don't want this blog to be a bitch-fest, but sometimes I just have to vent! I have found lately that many drivers have no tolerance for people who want to drive safely. Yes, I commit my share of boneheaded driving mistakes, but the majority of the time I consider myself a proficient driver. Anyway, as I was traveling to work yesteday, I stopped at a yellow light that was just about to turn red. This was at a particular intersection where people constantly run the red light, so I'm always careful there. By habit I usually look in my rear-view window when I stop, and I noticed this Volkwagen heading toward my BRAND NEW CAR at a high rate of speed. The car came to a stop within inches of my bumper, and I could see the driver gnashing her teeth and flipping her hands in the air. I could tell she was yelling --at me! I just watched her with amusement and mouthed, "Excuse me for obeying the law!". She was pissed that I didn't run the yellow light so she could run the red light! And, just the other day, some lady flipped me off after she almost hit me--while she was running a stop sign! Excuse me for not thinking to stop when I had no stop sign!

THE AMERICAN WAY??

I work for a bankruptcy attorney and many of our clients have legitimate problems, such as job loss, disability and excessive health care costs, which prompt them to file for financial relief with the Bankruptcy Court. BUT, I have seen some cases that have really gotten on my nerves, and today was such a day. In my case scenario is a single, female nurse working three 12-hour shifts making very good money supporting a 21-year old son (WTF?). Her home value is around the national average. Sounds a bit typical though, right? HOWEVER, she is driving a 2004 Infiniti, has a 2005 Ford F-150 and a pontoon boat! Only the pontoon is paid for. Her son has a dirtbike, which she financed & is paying for! She also owes a hefty amount to Circuit City for a ginormous television and a video recorder! The amount she owes on credit cards is MIND BOGGLING!! The uses for these credit cards are for food, travel, entertainment, parking, gas & clothing. SO, I ask you, where is the money from her paycheck going? For the house and cars! Has so much greed taken over our collective sense of living within our means as Americans? YES! Have we defined ourselves according to our material possessions (among other shallow criteria)? YES! Does it make me want to PUKE? YESSSSS! I know, this is nothing new. It has been building up for years in this country. Who cares if I can't pay my electric bill--man, I have a Porsche! I've just spent umpteen thousands at the plastic surgeon for my cosmetic makeover, but I can't find time to go to little Suzie's softball game! God forbid if I walk into a church--someone might see me and think I'm a right-winged, conservative religious zealot! Pardon me, but I ain't chasin' that nightmare!

BARNEY THE DOBERMAN GOES WILD!!

Dog Destroys Elvis' Teddy Bear at MuseumAug 2, 2:00 PM EST
The Associated Press
LONDON -- A guard dog has ripped apart a collection of rare teddy bears, including one once owned by Elvis Presley, during a rampage at a children's museum.
"He just went berserk," said Daniel Medley, general manager of the Wookey Hole Caves near Wells, England, where hundreds of bears were chewed up Tuesday night by the 6-year-old Doberman pinscher named Barney.
Barney ripped the head off a brown stuffed bear once owned by the young Presley during the attack, leaving fluffy stuffing and bits of bears' limbs and heads on the museum floor. The bear, named Mabel, was made in 1909 by the German manufacturer Steiff.
The collection, valued at more than $900,000, included a red bear made by Farnell in 1910 and a Bobby Bruin made by Merrythought in 1936.
The bear with Elvis connections was owned by English aristocrat Benjamin Slade, who bought it at an Elvis memorabilia auction in Memphis, Tenn., and had loaned it to the museum.
"I've spoken to the bear's owner and he is not very pleased at all," Medley said.
A security guard at the museum, Greg West, said he spent several minutes chasing Barney before wrestling the dog to the ground

Friday, July 28, 2006

HAIR METAL BAND SONGS THAT STILL ROCK

I just read a piece on my cousin's blog about classic songs that he can still listen to. I'm not much of a Classic Rock fan, but I do love some songs from that genre. I grew up in the '80's when there was an end to 70's arena rock, "Death to Disco", a surge in English new wave kicked off by the Knack, AND, one cannot forget, the decade of the Hair Metal Bands!! I was REALLY into metal back then. Not the cheesy glam rock, hair metal, cookie cutter band crap from the likes of Poison, Cinderella, Brittany Fox, Quiet Riot, need I go on?! Freakin' posers! I am not the type of person who gets stuck listening to music from one era only. However, I do get nostalgic from time to time for some of my faves from the 80's, and here they are!


1. Looks that Kill - Motley Crue

2. Foolin' - Def Leppard

3. Back in Black - AC/DC

4. Fade to Black - Metallica

5. Mean Streets - Van Halen

6. Over the Mountain - OZZY!

7. Hell Bent for Leather - Judas Priest

8. Flight of Icarus - Iron Maiden

9. Rock You Like a Hurricane - The Scorpions

10. Working Man - Rush

Like I said, most of these bands don't fit into what one typically thinks of as Hair Metal (those sucky, non-talented posers!) except for Motley Crue; to me, they are the quintessential Hair Metal band that actually rocked! These songs still get my adrenaline pumping and make me want to drive fast when I hear them on the car radio! I just don't bang my head anymore--it might permanently disable me at this stage!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

ARMCHAIR PSYCHOANALYSIS

I wanted my first blog entry to be something witty or perhaps a political commentary. However, I found myself watching "Winnie the Pooh: A Day for Eyore" with my 5-year-old daughter because she wanted my company. I wanted to do some research for a short talk I will be giving soon, but I chose instead to invest the time in my daughter. Needless to say, I've seen this episode a million times; therefore, I found myself bored and needed to secretly entertain myself (thus appearing to be paying attention). So, I decided I would take a crack at analyzing the character's personalities and potential treatments! This is what I came up with:

Winnie the Pooh: Carb-addicted, slightly lazy, overweight bear in need of Trim Spa, a treadmill and attendance at Overeaters Anonymous meetings. *Just stay away from Anna Nicole, Pooh, and you'll be fine!*

Piglet: A very small animal with self-esteem issues and generalized anxiety disorder. Must get a prescription for Xanax and stand in front of the mirror everyday repeating the mantra, "I like myself, I am beautiful, and I am worthy!!"

Eyore: Get this donkey some Prozac and send him to Tijuana for some "ass"...

Tigger: Must have been dignosed as having A.D.H.D.--he just keeps forgetting to take his Ritalin!

Rabbit: A know-it -all with anger issues. Hook him up with some anger management classes and send him to some Dale Carnegie classes!

So there you have it! Freud himself is somewhere up there shaking his head in dismay.

Monday, July 10, 2006

THIS IS ONLY A TEST

I have finally found the perfect forum for my highly opinionated musings!