I wanted my first blog entry to be something witty or perhaps a political commentary. However, I found myself watching "Winnie the Pooh: A Day for Eyore" with my 5-year-old daughter because she wanted my company. I wanted to do some research for a short talk I will be giving soon, but I chose instead to invest the time in my daughter. Needless to say, I've seen this episode a million times; therefore, I found myself bored and needed to secretly entertain myself (thus appearing to be paying attention). So, I decided I would take a crack at analyzing the character's personalities and potential treatments! This is what I came up with:
Winnie the Pooh: Carb-addicted, slightly lazy, overweight bear in need of Trim Spa, a treadmill and attendance at Overeaters Anonymous meetings. *Just stay away from Anna Nicole, Pooh, and you'll be fine!*
Piglet: A very small animal with self-esteem issues and generalized anxiety disorder. Must get a prescription for Xanax and stand in front of the mirror everyday repeating the mantra, "I like myself, I am beautiful, and I am worthy!!"
Eyore: Get this donkey some Prozac and send him to Tijuana for some "ass"...
Tigger: Must have been dignosed as having A.D.H.D.--he just keeps forgetting to take his Ritalin!
Rabbit: A know-it -all with anger issues. Hook him up with some anger management classes and send him to some Dale Carnegie classes!
So there you have it! Freud himself is somewhere up there shaking his head in dismay.
The Lonely Bear
15 years ago
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