Wednesday, February 04, 2009

HORROR STORY-- STARRING SOCIALIZED MEDICINE



TOKYO (AP) - A 69-year-old Japanese man injured in a traffic accident died after paramedics spent more than an hour negotiating with 14 hospitals before one admitted him, a fire department official said Wednesday.
The man, whose bicycle collided with a motorcycle in the western city of Itami, waited at the scene in an ambulance because the hospitals said they could not accept him, citing a lack of specialists, equipment, beds and staff, according to Mitsuhisa Ikemoto. One of the 14 finally admitted the man when the paramedics called it for a second time.
It was the latest in a string of recent cases in Japan in which patients were denied treatment, underscoring the country's health care woes that include a shortage of doctors.
Ikemoto said the victim might have survived if a hospital accepted him more quickly. "I wish hospitals are more willing to take patients, but they have their own reasons, too," he said.

More than 14,000 emergency patients were rejected at least three times by Japanese hospitals before getting treatment in 2007, according to the latest government survey. In the worst case, a woman in her 70s with a breathing problem was rejected 49 times in Tokyo.

Pay attention America, this could be our future!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

HERE, KITTY KITTY!

2009 TAX CODE FOR MEN

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet it the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents that are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1, 2009, the penis will be taxed according to size:

10” -12” Luxury Tax $300.00
8” – 10” Pole Tax $250.00
5” – 8” Privilege Tax $150.00
3” – 5” Nuisance tax $ 30.00

Males exceeding 12” must file capital gains tax!!! Anyone under 3” is eligible for a tax refund! PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

Monday, January 26, 2009

"ROB ZOMBIE APPROVED" COUTURE!


This outfit was selected as one of the ugliest of 2008, but I don't think it's ugly...just bizzare-- but in a cool way! I have appreciation for wearing things to shock people 'cause I did it in my teens and 20's. Only Grace Jones could pull this one off and look wickedly cool! The outfit wouldn't have worked if it wasn't all black, IMO.

FUGLIEST OUTFITS OF '08


SJ Parker in Aqua Ring and Lucy Lieu donning the entrails of a Giant Squid...

I ain't So Ravin' about this Dominatrix meets gym class outfit!

It's BJORK, what do you expect? Looks like my daughter's craft kit exploded in her face!

BaiLing-A-Ling recycling a Walmart plastic Christmas tablecloth!!!! Deck the halls!

Princess Leah for the new millennium!

LAZINESS CAN BE FUNNY...

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

CHANGING OF THE GUARD
















I am not a fan of Barack Obama due to his liberal/socialistic political views, but I do feel proud that a legacy of bigotry and racial hatred in this country has taken a major hit by his election as our President. I know that these destructive attitudes will persist in not just this country, but all countries in our world. However, I do feel that we as a nation have taken a giant step toward showing the world that we are not a nation of bigots and racists and we can overcome dark epochs in our great nation's history. There may never be any reparations or restorations made, but that doesn't mean that we can't move forward, and we have in many ways leading up to this date. This is just a major jewel in the crown of those who have worked and are working toward racial equality in the United States. I say those who still want to be angry and hate the "white man" are only hurting themselves and should give forgiveness a try.
NOW, on another note, I read that some in the crowd (at the Inauguration) booed president Bush when the large viewing screens near the World War II Memorial flashed an image of the exiting president arriving at the swearing-in. Others cheered when they heard a television broadcaster announce, "George Bush is no longer president of the United States." Still others in the crowd broke into chants of "Na-na-na-nah, hey, hey, hey, goodbye."
How classless and juvenile was that? Regardless of whether one agrees with his policies and performance, I think it is in poor taste to boo and attempt to humiliate the former leader of the free world. What a lack of tact!! Bush, however,
unfazed by his unpopularity, smiled and waved throughout the day's activities. He blew a kiss out the window of his limousine as he left the White House with Obama. Now that was very presidential and classy. I wish all the best for George W. and Laura, and I will be praying that Obama and his cabinet will make decisions that are right for America and that Obama will handle his position with wisdom, strength, integrity, humility and faith in Almighty God.

Monday, January 19, 2009

PITTSBURGH'S GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL...AGAIN!

YOU MAY BE A REDNECK


You may be a redneck if, instead of watching the ball drop in Times Square on New Year's Eve, you were in Brasstown,North Carolina attending the "drop of the Possum"!!WTF!?

Friday, September 05, 2008



This baby hippo reminds me of the F'ed up looking baby (pic on top) in the David Lynch movie Eraserhead, which I hate and I'm pissed that I have been reminded of it!!! It was extremely depressing and left me with a feeling of hopelessness. If that was what he was trying to achieve, it worked! He says that the fim is extremely personal, and becomes uncomfortable when asked about "The Baby". Lynch thinks of Eraserhead as "A dream of dark and troubling things." Lynch will not tell anyone what that "baby" was; whether it was organic or mechanical, etc. He did say that the sounds they used for the baby were organic. CREEEEPY!!!! Now, when I think of Blue Velvet, all I can do is laugh and want to put on a breathing mask!!!!

Wednesday, September 03, 2008


I think my old friends & I partied with this guy in the 90's...

My Favorite Quote of the Week



“If the Hanoi Hilton could not break John McCain’s resolve to do what is best for his country, you can be sure the angry left never will.” -George Bush at the GOP Convention

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

ROBOT CHICKEN SUCKS


I was all excited that I was about to see Robot Chicken for the first time because I thought it would be something I would like, but alas, I was let down. It was not funny to me at all. I think I'll stick with AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE. One of my favorite episodes is when Shake kills himself to get into a Ouiji-type videogame and can't get out, so Frylock and Meatwad summon a Shamen (who can only resurrect chickens) to try to bring him back to life. ARISE, CHICKEN, ARISE!!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

HAIR RAISING DECISION



Today is the Pennsylvania presidential primary and for the first time in my life, I don't know if I will vote! I'm a GOP gal, but I'm not a lever-puller either. I try to make informed decisions about who I vote for, and I'm what the media calls a "values voter." I'm not wild about John McCain (closet Dem), and I don't want to see either Sir "William" Hillary or Fauxbama get into the White House and attempt to institute their socialistic ideas--I don't want to get started! Plus, I want to hear real solutions to real problems...not WHAT you want to do but HOW are you going to do it and WHEN, not ot mention how much will it COST? Also, I don't want to hear the tired "bring home the troops" mantra. I support the war, although like many Americans, I don't want to see our troops put in harms way either. IMO, only time will tell whether or not this war was a success or a grand mal failure of the Bush administration. I'm also tired of hearing whether or not the candidates support abortion--notice I didn't use the "cowardly" and "covert" term pro-choice (PRO ABORTION is appropriate IMHO). I'm staunchly pro-life but I also know that the Supreme Court is the only entity that can reverse Roe v. Wade and I don't see that happening in my lifetime. Yes, the President has the power to appoint SCJs who could work toward that reversal, but right now our government has bigger issues to tackle. The economy, gas prices, illegal immigration, etc. The adult v. fetal stem cell issue is immensely important to me, but again, there are issues that are imminently more important. Where the candidates stand on those issues serves as my set of criteria as to whom I would vote for. Anyway, I think I might write someone in for shits & giggles...

Monday, April 21, 2008

"Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles." --Roseanne Barr

Thursday, April 10, 2008

MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS


Don't you get annoyed by those run-of-the-mill motivational posters hung in offices that are titled "Success" or "Achievement" and have some "witty" phrase relating to the topic along with a picture of a soaring eagle or a Porsche? Well, thanks to my brother who sent me a group of ones I actually like, I will be featuring the ones I like the most here and there in this blog. So, w/o further adieu, this one is my favorite!! I nearly pisssed myself laughing!

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."

— The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., (Jan. 15, 1929 - April 4, 1968)