BIRD-BRAIN

From TMZ posted 5/6/09: Official photo of Sony Dong, who was busted recently by the Feds for smuggling songbirds into the U.S. from Vietnam. Dong has been charged with three counts of illegally importing wildlife, three counts of importing goods by means of false statement and conspiracy. What a ding-DONG!

HAPPY MEAL INDEED!

According to a report on PMSnbc, a 7 year-old Swiss girl found a condom in her McDonald's Happy Meal..among the french fries! My, my, my; many scenarios are playing about in my warped brain. Swiss police said Monday they were investigating where the condom came from and how it got into the Happy Meal. They said an analysis was being done to determine if the condom posed a health risk. (Translation: they are looking it over to see if it was used or not!) YUCK! I hope the condom was unused and the poor girl doesn't get sick, because if she does, I will feel guilty for laughing about this.

" In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends"
-Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968