FAUXBAMA

Wanted to post this to piss some people off. I know you've probably seen it before, but I'm in that kind of mood today! Are you going to listen to his "race speech" tonight just for comedic relief?

NEW TWIST ON GINGER V. MARY ANN

New criterion to consider in the discussion of which of these two women is more desirable...

The Associated Press

DRIGGS, Idaho -- Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," is serving six months' unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car.

She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.

Under a plea agreement, three misdemeanor counts — driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance — were dropped.

My Conclusion: STONERS PREFER MARY ANN!!!